Confessions of a Part-Time Elf Impersonator

I never thought I'd end up as a professional elf impersonator, but life has a funny way of throwing you into a pair of neon green leggings and pointy shoes when you least expect it. It wasn't exactly what I had on my resume after college. I was thinking more along the lines of "marketing coordinator" or "junior analyst," but here I am, four years later, knowing more about the structural integrity of a felt hat than I do about Excel spreadsheets. ...

March 2, 2026 · 7 min · Venegas Teresa